Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently
thepoetrycollection: “Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently” Raul Gutierrez Trees talk to each other at night. All fish are named either Lorna or Jack. Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose. Tiny bears live in drain pipes. If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky. The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago. Everyone knows...
Dude, No Edge.
http://htwins.net/scale2/scale2.swf?bordercolor=white This is honestly the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while, internet wise. (Currently living in Switzerland, that’s why I’m limiting that statement to the internet.) (Credit to Melissa Anelli for the discovery of this)
not-so-chosen-one: elijahswoody: ne-yo: Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers #every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada THAT’S TOTALLY WHAT WE DO GUYS. LEGIT.
What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...– Carl Sagan (Cosmos Ep. 11, The Persistence Of Memory) (via ladyairplane) (via vondell-swain)
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
Anonymous asked: you're so freaking amazing I love your enthusiasm and stuff. Are you even human? Like, I'm pretty sure your parents must be angels or something. :3